What Are the Heights, Ages, Weights and Birthdays of the South Park Characters

According to Wiki Fandom, South Park is an adult animated American sitcom, created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. It is broadcast on Comedy Central in the U.S. and on various channels in other countries. Moreover, the show has caused a number of controversies, not just in America. Australia complained after the show depicted Steve Irwin after he had recently died at Satan’s Halloween Party with a stingray hanging out of his chest in the episode “Hell on Earth 2006”. The show responded to this by mocking the death in the episode “Stanley’s Cup”.

Characters	Heights	Ages	Weights	Birthdays	Gender
Craig Tucker	~ 4ft & 6.8in	10 years old	~ 80 lbs	January 25	Male
Eric Cartman	~ 4ft & 5.6in	10 years old	~ 60 lbs	July 1	Male
Stan Marsh	~ 4ft & 6.4in	10 years old	~ 80 lbs	October 19	Male
Kyle Broflovski	~ 4ft & 5.6in	10 years old	~ 60 lbs	May 26	Male
Kenny McCormick	~ 4ft & 5.2in	9 years old	~ 50 lbs	March 22	Male
Butters Stotch	~ 4ft & 6.0in	10 years old	~ 70 lbs	September 11	Male
Clyde Donovan	~ 4ft & 4.8in	10 years old	~ 50 lbs	April 10	Male
Token Black	~ 4ft & 5.6in	10 years old	~ 60 lbs	June 20	Male
Tweek Tweak	~ 4ft & 6.4in	10 years old	~ 80 lbs	August 17	Male
Randy Marsh	~ 4ft & 9.0in	45 years old	~ 140 lbs	March 1	Male

Analysis of South Park Characters’ Heights
Analysis of South Park Characters’ Ages
Analysis of South Park Characters’ Weights

Analysis of South Park Characters’ Heights

The heights of the South Park Characters are estimated based on the data provided by other websites and discussions from other people on the comments.

Starting our list of characters’ heights, we have Craig, who is about 4 feet and 6.8 inches in height. According to the South Park Fandom Wiki and discussion of fans on Reddit and Tumblr, Craig is the tallest among the main characters.

On the other hand, the fans have analyzed their pictures and compared their heights by resizing their eye position and pupil sizes with respect to each other. Their analysis found that Clyde is the shortest at about 4 feet and 4.8 inches. From this, we estimated the heights of the other characters.

According to Healthline, the average height of 10-year-old boys is about 4 feet and 5.6 inches. Token, Kyle, and Eric are estimated to be around this height. They have the same heights because when they are together you cannot tell who the taller one is.

Next, since the boys only differ in height of about 0.4 inches, we added or subtracted this measurement from the average height. With this, taller than average, Stan and Tweek stand at about 4 feet and 6.4 inches while Butters is about 4 feet and 6 inches.

Then, we have the shorter than average Kenny at 4 feet and 5.2 inches. Since, he really looks so petite compare to other characters in South Park.

Lastly, we have Randy Marsh, who is about 5 feet and 9 inches, the average height of men around that age.

Analysis of South Park Characters’ Ages

The South Park’s characters ages are mentioned on South Park Wiki and other informative websites. Then, we have one adult but mostly are kids that ages 9-10 years old.

Firstly, from our list, Randy was the oldest. He is already 45 years old, according to his Fandom Wiki page. Although, most of the characters are kids there are still an adult on the series but the only one on the list of characters.

In addition, all the cutie boys, except for Kenny, are all ten years old. Since, it was mentioned on South Park Wiki. In fact, the physical appearances of these characters looks like they are all kids below five years old but they are quite older than you think.

Lastly, Kenny is one year younger than them, based on what was mentioned on South Park Wiki., and he is the youngest on the list of characters of South Park. Although they might look that they have the same ages but one of them is actually one year less than most of the characters.

Analysis of South Park Characters’ Weights

The bases for their weights are their heights and ages. Then, we used the BMI Chart to estimate them. Also, the body type or physical appearance are considered to determine their weights.

First, the heaviest on the list is Randy Marsh. He is 140 lbs approximately. Since, he is the oldest character; we can really say that he has the biggest number when it comes to weight.

Secondly, Craig Tucker, Stan Marsh and Tweak Tweak have the same estimated weights of 80 lbs. Since, they have the same heights and of course, no doubt, the same ages.

Then, Butters Stotch is the one and only character who have a weigh of 70 lbs. Since, he is the only one also who have the height fit for a 70 lbs person on the list of characters of South Park.

After him, Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, and Token Black have the same estimated weights of 60 lbs. They have the same heights and ages also so, we could really tell that they have the same weight.

Lastly, Kenny McCormick and Clyde Donovan are estimated to weigh 50 lbs. They are the lightest of them all. Although, they do not have the same ages but they have the same heights. So, we can tell that they have the same weights still.